This game ruined other hack-and-slash for me. The weapon upgrade system is crack cocaine—I stayed up till 3AM just to see if my poison axe could one-shot that lava troll. Pro tip: Never trust the ‘easy’ difficulty. My ego still hurts.
Aanya Patel
France
Between coding sprints, I yeet radioactive pineapples at robot ducks. It’s like Angry Birds had a baby with a physics PhD. 10/10 for the ‘Explosive Watermelon DLC’ alone. Merci for saving my sanity!
Elijah Tanaka
USA
Finally, a game where corruption feels rewarding. Stole a boss’s shadow whip at 2AM, then used it to strangle a light deity. The moral ambiguity? Chef’s kiss. Also, the gothic soundtrack melts my steel chair.
Sofia Martínez
Spain
Think Dark Souls meets a loot piñata. Died 17 times to the frost wyvern, but when I finally parried its ice breath? Pure serotonin. Also, whoever designed the ‘Time Rift’ dungeon—I both love and hate you.